STEPHEN JACKSON’S 24 INCH FORGIATTO OTTO RIMS = 2.5 NBA ADMINISTRATIVE JOBS!
Z-BO: Donate your rims (and your weed) to the statisticians at FedEx Forum!
ANDREW BYNUM: Donate those rims to the parking lot attendant at Staples!
THE TRUTH: Donate those rims to a ticket agent at TD Banknorth Garden.
MELO: Donate those rims to a Knicks t-shirt salesperson at Madison Square Garden.
BRON-BRON: Donate those rims to a janitor at American Airlines Arena!
D-WADE: Donate those rims to hot dog vendors at American Airlines Arena!
NBA PLAYERS SHOULD DONATE THEIR RIMS TO OUT-OF-WORK STADIUM WORKERS
YES- IT’S SAD WHEN OVERPAID NBA PLAYERS WHO REJECT A FAIR 50/50 DEAL TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR PUTTING THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE OUT OF A JOB, BUT RATHER TWEET FOR SYMPATHY WHILE ROLLING IN THEIR RANGE ROVERS WITH RIMS THAT COST MORE THAN A HOT DOG VENDOR’S SALARY.